July 1, 2009

Relapse Lyrics Eminem Unrated

Filed under: application, java — wepemac @ 2:37 pm

How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges 
He’s already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem? 
Well, to be honest, the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic 
They compelled me to kill this elderly man, and 
Knock at these panic attacks, pop a Xanax, relax 
Tryna stick my fu*king d*ck inside a mannequin’s ass 
Then i get manic depressed, see the orthodontist get gas masked 
Kick-ass, the first thing is put on is the mask 
Speaking of masks, man it ain’t too late to have a change of pace 
And take it off and show my face so you can see the things you facing 
Slice you up and cook you after your murdered by strangulation 
That’s bacon souffle you making, ain’t you, well thank you Jason 
There goes one more coma, due to blunt force trauma 
Just give me one more stoma, and ill be done for it mama 
Go in the damn broom closet, another Valium, lost it 
Shove in the vacuum nozzle down the bathroom faucet 
It seems like everyday i get a little flakier 
The medication is making my hands a little shakier 
Hand me that eighteen month old baby to shake him up 
It’ll only take me, a second to choke his trachea 
Breakin’ his neck in 80-some places, baby, here shady comes ladies 
He’s got the razor, the blades, and the ch-ch-chain-s-saw baby 
You bl-bl-blunderin, bumblin, mu-mu-mumblin dumb dumbs 
Yeah, here I come come, you hear the rumblin vrum-vrum 
There’s something inside of that blue tub and that drum drum 
My head and torso is someone’s, where’d it come from 
Who’s it belong to? Maybe that girl wit the long blond hair 
Who disappeared and left the cheerleader pom-poms 
Clearly there’s sumtin’ wrong, cause she didn’t come home 
Shes missin’, where is she? Somethin fishy has gone on 
I guess he stuck the bi*ch with the pitchfork wit the long prongs 
Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song


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